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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

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share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Fishing is a popular pastime on many US beaches. What is a type of saltwater fish commonly caught from piers or by wading (flounder, redfish, etc.)?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Then came..

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

He invented a viral watch-cleaning device. Now he says the American dream has been 'ripped out of my hands' by Trump tariffs. - NBC News