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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:06

Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
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They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Then came..
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way